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Why do Women spend soooo much time in bathrooms?
I am forever straining my bladder because I do not want to stand in a line that is 50 people long. I glance over and there isn’t a line for the mens Loo. WHY? When I use the facilities I have no desire to hang out in there and I go as fast or even faster than most any man.
Here’s my technique:
I walk in. (5 seconds)
I open the door. (2 seconds)
I open my drawers. (2 seconds)
I go. (between 20 and 30 seconds depending on size of beverage)
I flush (2 seconds or possibly none since the invention of autmatic flushers)
I open the door, which doesn’t need to be closed and thus saves time. (2)
I do not hold it open for the next guest becuase, well its not exactly a cafe.
I walk to the sink. (5)
I wash my hands. (20)
I dry said hands. (5)
I leave. (2)
Now that equals a minute and 20 seconds.
So why when I was at the whole Foods the other day with a bladder that was about to explode did I watch 5 men go in and out of the bathroom while I sat and waited and waited and waited?!!?? finally a woman appeared as calm as could be. What the heck?
I do not understand this. Why are ya’ll doing in there?
Did you notice a stray eyebrow hair that desperately needed tweezingI
s your lipstick at Whole Foods that important?
Yet, the stalls at the airports are soo occupied as well.
What are you possibly doing in the stalls?
It can not possibly take that long to wipe can it?
It does not not require a Doctorate to accomplish all of the bathroom necessaties in less than 2 minutes.
Please, send letters regarding what exactly it is that you are doing in the bathroom. Is there a secret P society that I am unaware of? Are you sending code via flushes? Please help me to understand.
Imagine if televisions were installed on the back of bathroom doors. I’d have to invent the portable take anywhere toilette.
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Why do Women spend soooo much time in bathrooms?
I am forever straining my bladder because I do not want to stand in a line that is 50 people long. I glance over and there isn’t a line for the mens Loo. WHY? When I use the facilities I have no desire to hang out in there and I go as fast or even faster than most any man.
Here’s my technique:
I walk in. (5 seconds)
I open the door. (2 seconds)
I open my drawers. (2 seconds)
I go. (between 20 and 30 seconds depending on size of beverage)
I flush (2 seconds or possibly none since the invention of autmatic flushers)
I open the door, which doesn’t need to be closed and thus saves time. (2)
I do not hold it open for the next guest becuase, well its not exactly a cafe.
I walk to the sink. (5)
I wash my hands. (20)
I dry said hands. (5)
I leave. (2)
Now that equals a minute and 20 seconds.
So why when I was at the whole Foods the other day with a bladder that was about to explode did I watch 5 men go in and out of the bathroom while I sat and waited and waited and waited?!!?? finally a woman appeared as calm as could be. What the heck?
I do not understand this. Why are ya’ll doing in there?
Did you notice a stray eyebrow hair that desperately needed tweezingI
s your lipstick at Whole Foods that important?
Yet, the stalls at the airports are soo occupied as well.
What are you possibly doing in the stalls?
It can not possibly take that long to wipe can it?
It does not not require a Doctorate to accomplish all of the bathroom necessaties in less than 2 minutes.
Please, send letters regarding what exactly it is that you are doing in the bathroom. Is there a secret P society that I am unaware of? Are you sending code via flushes? Please help me to understand.
Imagine if televisions were installed on the back of bathroom doors. I’d have to invent the portable take anywhere toilette.
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posted by Haley at 10:27 PM
3 Comments:
I hear ya sista! I can never figure out why there are always long pieces of TP on the floor of public restrooms. Do some people have a party in there and throw TP like a streamer when they take a good dump?
I just don't get it....
Maybe they have on pants so tight it takes a winch and pulley system to get them closed. I try not to think about it. It gets more disturbing the more I think about it.
I know!! It must take forever to get theiir britches off!!
The stalls are small.
I forgot to add pulling my britches back on. 2 seconds.
Thanks for the comments!!
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