Answer/Girl/Star/Gossip/Santa
Whelp its 2007 and I have been tv free since August 13th!
That’s almost 21 weeks and I am loving it!!
Honestly, I can not wait for the day that I will no longer recognize the “stars” that are mentioned on the radio.
Speaking of radio, today I decided to listen to E on xm and caught E news and then I listened to part of that horrible high school gossipy show
Something about Ten, oh The Daily Ten.
Then I popped over to iTunes where you can catch shows like
Answer Bitch (classy)
Party Girl (sad)
and E red carpet stuff.
There was more from people magazine but my head started to spin.
Then I popped over to some crappy website that was filled with more and more “star” gossip to see what the latest news was. Here is a list of what I have been missing. Interestingly enough its the same people that I left behind in August.
1. Spears. Her vagina (have a separate blog on that class act) Spears’ partying and Spears’ divorcing.
Having this knowledge helps me in my life how?
2. Paris Hilton. Seriously join a charity and get a really good psychiatrist. First get the psychiatrist and then seek out charity work. Sad. Sad. When Southpark does an episode where they repeatedly sing Paris Hilton is a whore that is a signal to change your ways.
3. Linsday Lohan. hospital once again. Yawn.
4. Rosie O’Donald and Donald TRump acting like the civilized adults that they are. Sad. What are we teaching our children? SOmeone should have bowed out and said nothing. That one person would have garnered respect, some respect now both are disappointing. Although, I am scared to write anything about either for fear that a masked man will appear at my door with a BB gun and a mud pie to shove in my mouth. Children.
5. JT, Diaz and women. Same, Same and same.
6. Jessica SImpson and John Mayer. Why John? Why?
Oddly his songs are introspective and yet he runs around acting like a little boy. Guess he is following in Sting’s footsteps. (Sting is opening a stripclub) Great idea Sting! I am sure your wife and children will be proud.
Perhaps your daughter will dance there when she grows up.
7. Oprah. True a lot of Oprah but I think people need to leave her alone now, she built a school. She could be hanging out doing nothing.
8. TomKat. Apparently the Kat is shopping. ooooo
9. Beyonce again
10. Pit, Jolie, Aniston etc. Bradgenlina, Vaughniston.
That’s enough gossip for the moment.
I don’t miss any of it. I am cured. I think the shows are getting meaner and meaner and we as a society are growing children that are going to be disrespectful non-reading little assholes if you ask me.
Shows like Answer Bitch and Party Girl? What is that?
What’s up with these teenage magazines too?
Elle for girls etc. Crap.
Its awful. Oral sex is in it. When I was in high school I didn’t read about oral sex.
Just watch the SouthPark episode about Miss Hilton and you will see the lovely effects these “stars” are having on society. If you do not believe me then go to any small town in the midwest and look around, there are 15 year old prostitutes everywhere.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple.
“If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are.”
Oprah
That’s almost 21 weeks and I am loving it!!
Honestly, I can not wait for the day that I will no longer recognize the “stars” that are mentioned on the radio.
Speaking of radio, today I decided to listen to E on xm and caught E news and then I listened to part of that horrible high school gossipy show
Something about Ten, oh The Daily Ten.
Then I popped over to iTunes where you can catch shows like
Answer Bitch (classy)
Party Girl (sad)
and E red carpet stuff.
There was more from people magazine but my head started to spin.
Then I popped over to some crappy website that was filled with more and more “star” gossip to see what the latest news was. Here is a list of what I have been missing. Interestingly enough its the same people that I left behind in August.
1. Spears. Her vagina (have a separate blog on that class act) Spears’ partying and Spears’ divorcing.
Having this knowledge helps me in my life how?
2. Paris Hilton. Seriously join a charity and get a really good psychiatrist. First get the psychiatrist and then seek out charity work. Sad. Sad. When Southpark does an episode where they repeatedly sing Paris Hilton is a whore that is a signal to change your ways.
3. Linsday Lohan. hospital once again. Yawn.
4. Rosie O’Donald and Donald TRump acting like the civilized adults that they are. Sad. What are we teaching our children? SOmeone should have bowed out and said nothing. That one person would have garnered respect, some respect now both are disappointing. Although, I am scared to write anything about either for fear that a masked man will appear at my door with a BB gun and a mud pie to shove in my mouth. Children.
5. JT, Diaz and women. Same, Same and same.
6. Jessica SImpson and John Mayer. Why John? Why?
Oddly his songs are introspective and yet he runs around acting like a little boy. Guess he is following in Sting’s footsteps. (Sting is opening a stripclub) Great idea Sting! I am sure your wife and children will be proud.
Perhaps your daughter will dance there when she grows up.
7. Oprah. True a lot of Oprah but I think people need to leave her alone now, she built a school. She could be hanging out doing nothing.
8. TomKat. Apparently the Kat is shopping. ooooo
9. Beyonce again
10. Pit, Jolie, Aniston etc. Bradgenlina, Vaughniston.
That’s enough gossip for the moment.
I don’t miss any of it. I am cured. I think the shows are getting meaner and meaner and we as a society are growing children that are going to be disrespectful non-reading little assholes if you ask me.
Shows like Answer Bitch and Party Girl? What is that?
What’s up with these teenage magazines too?
Elle for girls etc. Crap.
Its awful. Oral sex is in it. When I was in high school I didn’t read about oral sex.
Just watch the SouthPark episode about Miss Hilton and you will see the lovely effects these “stars” are having on society. If you do not believe me then go to any small town in the midwest and look around, there are 15 year old prostitutes everywhere.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple.
“If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are.”
Oprah
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