Saturday, February 03, 2007

Shameful B’O’R in the mud!

boar [bôr]
noun
1. A tusked Eurasian wild pig from which domestic pigs are descended.
2. an un-castrated domestic pig.


Lately I have been thinking alot about criticizing, in particular my criticism of the starlets in LaLaLand. I thought more about this whole Rosie/Trump romper room brattiness and then today I caught O’reilly talking about mudslinging in the media. (on the fox news XM station, not television).
As if that guy is an authority on mudslinging. Well come to think of it.

Am I right to call people out? Am I just like these entertainment shows for bringing light to these sad mishaps that are filling up our society with unneeded negativity.
Tonight I made sure to listen to XM to see what Mr. O’reilly had to say about mudslinging. We all know Mr. O’Reilly is an expert at making mud pies.
Anyway, the program first started out talking about Cindy Sheehan who has been at Guantanamo Bay during its 5th anniversary bringing light to the abuse that has gone on there in recent past. She and the other peace keepers were chanting:

"Gitmo prison is a source of shame, no more torture in our name"

O’reilly was talking with some “expert” regarding Sheehan’s “un-patriotism” per Reilly’s words. He then proceeded to call Sheehan an “America hater” that she should look at the people in Cuban prisons because their treatment is much worse than at the U.S. owned prison in Guantanamo. Huh? What? I am sure there are prisons where people are treated worse but his argument doesn’t make any sense.
That’s like saying. “Yes Johnny you may have lost your arm in the war but Timmy here lost both his legs so really you have nothing to complain about. Suck it up Buttercup!”

So is O’reilly saying that it is ok to treat the prisoners at Guantamo badly just as long as its not as bad as the Cuban’s prison? Or, should we skip the Guantanamo bay altogether because there are Cubans down the road suffering under there government regime more?
O’reilly proceeded to call Sheehan a hypocrite. Huh?

Hypocrite:

1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings

It sounds like Sheehan is doing just the opposite of that definition.

Next on O’Reilly’s program: Mudslinging on television.

BOR: ”What are we a bunch of sado’s?”
EXPERT: “YEs said the expert we all are born with a small gene of sadomasochism.”
BOR:”I don't’ understand why people like this stuff. But, this name calling and mudslinging makes the ratings go up.”
EXPERT: “That’s because we identify with the bully on the school yard and we want to see who will cry first.” (Rosy or Trump)
BOR: But then Rosy got into Trumps appearance. Whatever. What about SImon Cowle. Here we have Trump and Rosy who can defend themselves via the media with their power but then we have these poor kids on American Idol who can’t defend themselves. (I don’t see Sheehan being able to defend herself Mr. BOR)
EXPERT: ”Well we love to see people try at careers we dream of trying and then we think to ourselves ‘oh good thing I didn’t do it cause Simon Cowell would have called me names too.’ We as humans are sadomasochistic by nature.”
BOR: “It’s ridiculous said O’Mudly. Thank you for coming on.”

& then I remembered this.

The other day I caught Riley talking with some gal whilst flipping through the stations, I heard him say the following. BOR: “I rarely call anyone an idiot.” Some woman laughed. “There are horrible human beings like Sean Penn, disgusting and Clooney, can’t stand that guy.”
Whelp, I got disgusted with Billy Boy so I turned the station. Imagine I used to watch that guy. Well, before his ego grew larger than planet Earth. Anyway...
How does Riley know these people enough to call them disgusting.
Who is the hypocrite Mr. O’Reilly? Cindy Sheehan is exercising her right as an American to freedom of speech. How is she an America hater if she is pointing out wrongful treatment by our own country. Perhaps she wants a good country with morals.
What about mudslinging Mr. O’reilly? You have slung so much mud during your reign that you could have filled in the Grand Canyon by now.
Who is the hypocrite Mr. O’reilly?

Surely Fox News doesn’t even know the meaning of hypocrisy with this slogan.

We report You decide.
I decide? You report I decide? But didn’t you already decide that Sheehan hates America and Sean Penn is a disgusting human being? How do you define hypocrisy Mr. Oooo'Reilly?

PS. If you are coming over to my house with your slingshot after reading this Mr. O’reilly I have some serious spit wads with your name on them.

P.P.S.S. Heard in the news today that Tiger punched some kid at Disneyland. What is this country coming to?
After reviewing Tiger punching kid it is obvious that Tiger was losing his balance and grabbed kids arm to stabilize but unscrupulous parents saw dollar signs and the rest is history.

Sadomasochistic.

sa·do·mas·o·chism (sd-ms-kzm, sd-)
n.
The combination of sadism and masochism, in particular the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse.
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Hypocrisy is the act of pretending or claiming to have beliefs, feelings, morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice
NOUN
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
- hypocrite adjective

Friday, February 02, 2007

Freedom Fries?? Idiot Morons!!!!

FREEDOM FRIES? IDIOT MORONS!!!

I know I am behind on the whole Freedom Fries/French Fries thing as it occurred in 2003 but after doing my intenet research I came across more and more articles in 2007 referring to this major faux pas (pardon my french) in history. I guess when I arrive in Paris this Autumn I will have to pretend I am from yet another country (I was from Spain when I lived in Italy) so as to not accrue embarrassment. C’est doomage!

Alas here is my blog. Oh and below I have put snippets of articles in, in case some of you have missed out on the whole Freedom Toast incident.

Okay, so I was watching a show on Paris via iTunes.
Am I cheating? It’s research because I am going to Paris.
Anyway, in the show the man is in a taxi and over the radio there was an announcement that said the US decided not to change Freedom FrieS back to French Fries.
What the F--k!?
What are we a bunch of kids?!! How embarrassing!! How f--king embarrassing!!!

I didn’t even know we switched from French Fries to Freedom Fries. That is the Dorkiest thing I have ever heard!!!! What a bunch of 4th grade dorks.
What the hell are we teaching the rest of the world.

WE DON’T LIKE YOU NA, NA, NANA BOOBOO!!

Amazingly stupid. Stupide! Imbécile!

When is our government going to respect other countries!!!????? They have a different history!! Different cultures!!!!!! We need people in office who have lived a year abroad. Perhaps, just perhaps the French have witnessed war, really witnessed war in WWI and WWII! DUH! Perhaps the French realize that war sucks. It is easy for us to create war as long as it doesn't reach home, isn't it Mr. President.

We can disagree with the french but to change french toast to freedom toast is in a word Ridicule!!

How are we ever going to get along with the french???
I love the french!! Bravo to them for standing up for what they believe in.
If I ever see in a restaurant the change from french fries to freedom fries I am walking.

BTW idiot legislatures. The word french isn’t in the French language its english you morons!
Croissant is a french word. Baguette is french word but french is francais en francais.
Essentially you chaned an english word into another english world. Bloody Brilliant of you!
Je suis tres content!! Soo thrilled to know we have some brillance running our country.
Mmmm, why is education faltering in this country? Mmmm, will blod education quite soon.

C’est doomage! Quel Idiot!!

Here is a list of foods that we will have to change when we have grade school temper tantrums with other countries.

Italy

1. Pizza=freedom pie
2. Pasta=freedom dough
3. espresso=liberty elixir
4. cafe latte= liberty elixir with milk
5. cappuccino=liberty elixir with milky foam
5. gnocchi=freedom dough balls
6. linguine-stripes of dough forever

French
1. croissant = for the people puffy bread
2. baguette=staff o’freedom bread
3. FRENCH bread=Free me bread
4. French dip=liberation meat sandwich with juice o’freedom
5. French door=door of independence
6. French dressing=Flag dressing
7. French horn=horn o’ liberty
8. French Kiss=By the people kiss
9. French manicure=For the fingers
10. French onion soup=Of the soup
11. French poodle=Freedom Star Poodle
12. French roast coffee=elixir of freedom (It will make you appear free)
13. French vanilla=The good vanilla
14. Pardon my FRENCH!=Pardon my insert foreign language here.


Japan

1. Sushi=freedom fish
2. Sake=war drink


I have a headache...
Here are some clips:
Merci beaucoup!!


       

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Restaurant serves 'freedom fries' 
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The cafeteria menus in the three House office buildings changed the name of "french fries" to "freedom fries," in a culinary rebuke of France stemming from anger over the country's refusal to support the U.S. position on Iraq.
Ditto for "french toast," which will be known as "freedom toast."
The name changes were spearheaded by two Republican lawmakers who held a news conference Tuesday to make the name changes official on the menus.
Across the country, some private restaurants have done the same.

Rawstory.com

'Freedom Fries' Congressman calls for halt on Iran strike

Jones became prominent in 2003 when he pushed Congress to require that cafeterias in the House of Representative office buildings change the name of french fries to "freedom fries." In the time since this act, Jones has become a critic of the Iraq War. This change of heart appears to inform Jones' current policy.
The North Carolina Republican who coined the term "freedom fries" will lead a press conference today on a bill to put the brakes on any US military strike against Iran, RAW STORY has learned.