Friday, February 02, 2007

Freedom Fries?? Idiot Morons!!!!

FREEDOM FRIES? IDIOT MORONS!!!

I know I am behind on the whole Freedom Fries/French Fries thing as it occurred in 2003 but after doing my intenet research I came across more and more articles in 2007 referring to this major faux pas (pardon my french) in history. I guess when I arrive in Paris this Autumn I will have to pretend I am from yet another country (I was from Spain when I lived in Italy) so as to not accrue embarrassment. C’est doomage!

Alas here is my blog. Oh and below I have put snippets of articles in, in case some of you have missed out on the whole Freedom Toast incident.

Okay, so I was watching a show on Paris via iTunes.
Am I cheating? It’s research because I am going to Paris.
Anyway, in the show the man is in a taxi and over the radio there was an announcement that said the US decided not to change Freedom FrieS back to French Fries.
What the F--k!?
What are we a bunch of kids?!! How embarrassing!! How f--king embarrassing!!!

I didn’t even know we switched from French Fries to Freedom Fries. That is the Dorkiest thing I have ever heard!!!! What a bunch of 4th grade dorks.
What the hell are we teaching the rest of the world.

WE DON’T LIKE YOU NA, NA, NANA BOOBOO!!

Amazingly stupid. Stupide! Imbécile!

When is our government going to respect other countries!!!????? They have a different history!! Different cultures!!!!!! We need people in office who have lived a year abroad. Perhaps, just perhaps the French have witnessed war, really witnessed war in WWI and WWII! DUH! Perhaps the French realize that war sucks. It is easy for us to create war as long as it doesn't reach home, isn't it Mr. President.

We can disagree with the french but to change french toast to freedom toast is in a word Ridicule!!

How are we ever going to get along with the french???
I love the french!! Bravo to them for standing up for what they believe in.
If I ever see in a restaurant the change from french fries to freedom fries I am walking.

BTW idiot legislatures. The word french isn’t in the French language its english you morons!
Croissant is a french word. Baguette is french word but french is francais en francais.
Essentially you chaned an english word into another english world. Bloody Brilliant of you!
Je suis tres content!! Soo thrilled to know we have some brillance running our country.
Mmmm, why is education faltering in this country? Mmmm, will blod education quite soon.

C’est doomage! Quel Idiot!!

Here is a list of foods that we will have to change when we have grade school temper tantrums with other countries.

Italy

1. Pizza=freedom pie
2. Pasta=freedom dough
3. espresso=liberty elixir
4. cafe latte= liberty elixir with milk
5. cappuccino=liberty elixir with milky foam
5. gnocchi=freedom dough balls
6. linguine-stripes of dough forever

French
1. croissant = for the people puffy bread
2. baguette=staff o’freedom bread
3. FRENCH bread=Free me bread
4. French dip=liberation meat sandwich with juice o’freedom
5. French door=door of independence
6. French dressing=Flag dressing
7. French horn=horn o’ liberty
8. French Kiss=By the people kiss
9. French manicure=For the fingers
10. French onion soup=Of the soup
11. French poodle=Freedom Star Poodle
12. French roast coffee=elixir of freedom (It will make you appear free)
13. French vanilla=The good vanilla
14. Pardon my FRENCH!=Pardon my insert foreign language here.


Japan

1. Sushi=freedom fish
2. Sake=war drink


I have a headache...
Here are some clips:
Merci beaucoup!!


       

RELATED
Restaurant serves 'freedom fries' 
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The cafeteria menus in the three House office buildings changed the name of "french fries" to "freedom fries," in a culinary rebuke of France stemming from anger over the country's refusal to support the U.S. position on Iraq.
Ditto for "french toast," which will be known as "freedom toast."
The name changes were spearheaded by two Republican lawmakers who held a news conference Tuesday to make the name changes official on the menus.
Across the country, some private restaurants have done the same.

Rawstory.com

'Freedom Fries' Congressman calls for halt on Iran strike

Jones became prominent in 2003 when he pushed Congress to require that cafeterias in the House of Representative office buildings change the name of french fries to "freedom fries." In the time since this act, Jones has become a critic of the Iraq War. This change of heart appears to inform Jones' current policy.
The North Carolina Republican who coined the term "freedom fries" will lead a press conference today on a bill to put the brakes on any US military strike against Iran, RAW STORY has learned.

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